Monday, August 27, 2007

The Gates Are Open, and I'm in Wyoming

Driving 1200 miles is one day does odd things to a man. You think about the darndest things while piloting down the road... things like why they have that band singing "Viva Viagra" in that commercial, and why Woody Harrelson hasn't been heard from lately (topics unrelated).

Casa Bonita was awesome! I haven't been to the one in Tulsa (now called Casa Verde or something) since I was a kid. But I don't remember the one there having a 30-foot waterfall with a diving show. Most impressive... but I am not a Road Jedi yet.

We're in Evanston, Wyoming tonight, and frankly I'm too tired to go into much detail and will be asleep pretty much as soon as I shut the notebook. We made great time today... here's hoping for tomorrow. I'll do a longer entry then, I promise.


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The State of Kansas Has Stolen My Mind. Please Help Me

Kansas. Wow. I don't even know how to describe this. I guess it would
be fitting to say that it's sort of like purgatory, but with more corn.
We're on I-70 heading westbound. Stopped at a Dairy Queen for some
sustenance, and because we got tired of counting grain silos. When I
began giving them names and referring to them as "my cylindrical road
buddies," we knew it was time to stop.

Seriously, stay away from
I-70. Please. If not for you, do it for those you love. This is where
the road turns bad: insufferably straight, with seemingly no little
towns, rest stops, et cetera to momentarily distract you from the
cornfields. We have 2x4's in the van; we considered stopping for a bit
and making some crop circles, but decided against, as we would likely
be shot or (worse) be discovered for the out-of-town neo-hippies we
are. Then things would've gotten really ugly.

I know I sound
bitchy. Can't help it. It's my blog anyway. Don't like this road.
But... Denver is not far off, with the promise of Casa Bonita and
oxygen deprivation. Stay tuned...


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Sunday, August 26, 2007

We're Not in Kansas Anymore...

Well... technically, we are. Newton, Kansas, to be precise. The little guidebook-thingy they seem to have for every American city says it's the home of the Chisolm Trail Festival, right under the photo of some strange Shriner event that seems to feature a train made of 50-gallon water drums, bearing a horde of small children, being driven through town by some type of ATV.

Yep, we're officially on the road.

I began to feel better about things as I finally hit the blacktop after a day and a half of vehicular finagling and packing; the winding velvet-black ribbon beckoning me to drive, baby, just drive. There's something both soothing and stimulating about cross-country travel that just can't be replicated any other way, the long stretches of banality punctuated by the occasional spark of enlightenment, or at least a funny-looking taco stand. I have met the Road, and it is me.

I think it was Jim Morrison that drew a parallel between the interstate highway system and the bloodstream of our country. It's a good metaphor. I am a lonely corpuscle being pushed along by the heartbeat of this amazing thing called America, and I couldn't be happier to be here, thankful for the opportunity to steep myself in my biannual insanity.

Bernie's reading some sort of religious material. Never figured Bern to be the searching type, but I guess we all are, at least on some level. I hope my incessant tapping isn't bugging him too much. Knowing him as I do, he wouldn't tell me anyway. So I'll resolve to keep typing until he throws something at me. Or until I get boring. You decide which happens first.

Man, we got a late start. It seems fairly certain at this point I won't be able to see the lunar eclipse from the playa on Monday night. Damn. The view of the stars from out there is just unbelievable. It always reminds me of when I was a kid, growing up out in the country. It would get so absurdly dark out there. A child of lesser constitution would likely be spooked by this, but not yours truly. I never felt afraid of the night. Not with all the stars. And there were SO MANY STARS. Picture Carl Sagan with his trademark "billions and billions" speech and you'll get the idea. I've never seen skies like that as an adult--too much light pollution from my city living--until I went to Burning Man. I'm sure I'll have some entries on Nevada's native beauty at some point. For now, rest assured it's really pretty and nice, and I'll send pictures, but you'll have to wash my car first. 'Cause that's how I roll.

More later. I'm tired. We found a motel with Wi-Fi, and that's good enough for now. Besides, Bernie's looking at me with wild eyes and picking up a shoe. G'night...


Ow.

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